Penguins are the new hot thing…
Which is kind of appropriate since they’ll be disappearing with the arctic ice. We’d better get our fill of them now while they still exist. I actually read this somewhere: “be ready to see penguins in...
View Articleslice of life: MySpace
All the blazing lights, colors and advertisements jumped off my computer screen and straight into my brain. A happy little GUI window on the left-hand side of the screen had just let me know that I...
View ArticleProcessed Peanut Butter = Final Proof?
Dude, I don’t know…I get a little bit moody when you people try and tell me that processed peanut spread disproves evolution. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504] Tell me, Chuck–what’s...
View ArticleThe weirdness of my writing and why am I “sofa king” tired
As I just described to my girlfriend: I am, like, eyeclosingly tired. Yes, not only is that an adverb–the supposed bane of all good writing (*cough* bullshit)–but it’s not a real word at all. I think...
View ArticleSigns that I’m Talented at Avoiding Television
1. The oscars happened and I didn’t even realize it until I looked at the NY Times. That is all.
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The 16 Varieties of Joe Callan Discussion
Originally posted on my MySpace blog, Jan. 2008. The Polite Silence This is where I let you run your fool mouth off without correcting, stopping, questioning, or arguing with you. If you’ve seen a lot...
View ArticleCouplet: Twitter in a Cynic’s Lens
Twitter in a Cynic's Lens: "don't try to make your tweeting heard; 'stead join the human song absurd"
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Mazgamma’s Place in my Heart
Our new mascot is Mazgamma, a one of the robots from Phantasy Star II sent to dispatch you after you assist the climate control center (Climatrol) in blowing itself to smitheroons. I’ve placed him in...
View ArticleWe Meet Again.
(7:19:23 PM) EditorialJoe: It’s you! (7:19:23 PM) editorialjoe: It’s you!
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Twenty Ten
Welcome to the new year. There’s a lot of news going on right now that I really don’t care to respond to. Maybe Wax and his buddies will take up the late night thing over at ProfessionallyCatchy.com…I...
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