Our new mascot is Mazgamma, a one of the robots from Phantasy Star II sent to dispatch you after you assist the climate control center (Climatrol) in blowing itself to smitheroons. I’ve placed him in the
right column. The in-game graphic was found at the Phantasy Star Cave. I’m plugging them not only for that, but also for having guides, maps, and data on everything Phantasy Star. They still update, too!
Anyway, here’s an excerpt from the 1989 Sega game that will no doubt convince you that you should be playing (or re-playing) this 20-year-old RPG as I currently am.
Um…spoilers, kinda. Do you really care? It’s been 20 years. You’ve had plenty of time to play it. Well, whatever. This isn’t really going to be funny unless you know something about the game, and even then it’s not going to be that funny. In fact, you can just ignore this post entirely. I just wanted to explain the little robot dude in the corner is all.
Commander: Way to flood Mota, Rolf. We told you to “see what’s going on at” Climatrol, not “blow up all of” Climatrol. Well, at least the beachfronts are all cleared out of those slugmess things. And the whirlys–ever been stung by one? Let me give you a little piece of advice: pissing on the sting does NOT help. It just makes you smell like piss.
Rolf: But, Commander, the woman I love ju–
Commander: Oh yeah, your freak girlfriend. How’s she doing? Still a bio-monster?
Rolf: …